Thanks to Orlando for finding this one.
“What has two wheels, pink hair, and a low risk of retinal damage from ultraviolet radiation? No, this isnâ€™t a joke; weâ€™re just talkinâ€™ about the funky motor-scooterinâ€™ skunk-ape on todayâ€™s shirt. All you world-weary wookies and sad-sack sasquatches bewareâ€”thereâ€™s a new bushy biped in town, and from now on things are going to be a little different around here. For one thing, expect a longer wait to see the colorist at your salon.”