Living in Portland, I drive by a place called Elmer’s Flags all the time. It’s pretty epic and when the weather finally turned warm here (just last week as a matter of fact), they put out tons of distracting yard spinners. I made a mental note to check the interwebby thing for some scooter yard spinners. Alas, there doesn’t seem to be such a thing. I think one of you more talented folks out there should make one, then send us photos at firstname.lastname@example.org. Com’on, make me happy!