I wanted to see this movie before posting it, to make sure the scooter wasn’t just on the cover… and it is just on the cover, but there’s actually a different scooter that stars in the movie (red & white, modded out and quite hot).

If I was, like, 17 again, this would be my favorite movie. The writing and acting are super-cheesy, but it’s a fun premise (12-step program for vampires who want to quit killing people).

If you don’t get too queasy seeing a nice bike dragged behind a redneck’s pickup, or seeing some tender sheep loving, check it out. Amazon.com has it.

Official Olympic pin for the 2004 Games in Athens features mascot Athenà on a red scooter. $8 at Pindemonium.

Oh, for crap’s sake. They are really killing us with cuteness.
“Kitty enjoying Paris on her motor scooter. Novelty fabric in dusty blues, greens and purples on navy blue background from Benartex.” $7.79 per yard from qbuprairieshop.com.

Also comes in pink/brown.

Kid’s T-shirt from Danish designers Mini-a-Ture. £17.50 from iglookids.co.uk.
Also in blue.

There’s some of everything on this bag: mopeds, maxiscooters, trikes, etc.
From Upper Playground (retail stores in Portland and San Francisco) or thegiantpeach.com.

Men’s shirt, size XL, $15 at thegiantpeach.com.

Message from their website:
“Scootmoto.com is assembling the best products made by scooterists for scooterists in one easy-to-use online store. Finding and ordering scooter t-shirts, patches, paper goods, music, art, crafts, accessories, and books has never been easier or faster. You’ll soon be able to pre-register for rallies, find gifts for friends, and accessorize your scooter, all in one simple transaction.”

Keep an eye on it — sounds like a great idea.

TCV Gen Boy/Girl 6-volt scooter features forward and reverse, working head and taillight and an elctronic-organ-type dashboard.
FutureMemories.com

Megahanson.com

Peppy little electric scooter travels as fast as 15 mph and as far as 10 miles on a single charge.
SharperImage.com

Not many people know this, but “satchel” is one of my least favorite words. It seems OK with “astro” in front of it, though.
Astrosatchel has sweet bag designs, including scooters. This is the only one I found online, but I have a little green-and-silver scooter coin purse that I bought at Dish-n-Dat before it went out of business. Click here to see retailers.

Found in the “his birthday” card section at Target – the black scooter design is fuzzy like velvet! The message inside says something about hoping your birthday is a joy ride.