The Thing That Scoots


Thanks to Orlando for finding this one.
“What has two wheels, pink hair, and a low risk of retinal damage from ultraviolet radiation? No, this isn’t a joke; we’re just talkin’ about the funky motor-scooterin’ skunk-ape on today’s shirt. All you world-weary wookies and sad-sack sasquatches beware—there’s a new bushy biped in town, and from now on things are going to be a little different around here. For one thing, expect a longer wait to see the colorist at your salon.”